- Pointless Super Powers

The power of having the highest rated comment

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to be a snail

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the power to become demented

the ability to blow yourself

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to smell people's moods

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!