The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to be a snail

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to hovertate

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!