The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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make youself dumb

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to run in slow motion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!