The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to die

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Aweonao

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the power to spell words wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!