- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to turn food into shit

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to poo.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

the power to fail at life

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

Pointless Super Powers