The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Aweonao

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!