The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power of the succulent game

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!