- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a homeless person.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power of women's rights.

Liam Brudenell

The power to make everything worse

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to be powerless

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to burn the sun.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to get sick

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to turn food into shit

Pointless Super Powers