The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to get sick

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!