- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make everything worse

The power of women's rights.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

Pointless Super Powers