- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to control dairy products

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to turn food into shit

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to chew with your tongue

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to time travel to the present

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

Pointless Super Powers