The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!