The power to draw a perfect circle.

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power of love

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!