- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste money

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the ability to talk to humans

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

the power to do nothing

Pointless Super Powers