Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!