A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to waste money

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to go to hell.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!