- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to shrink your private parts.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to turn food into shit

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

Pointless Super Powers