- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

yo mama

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to poo without wiping.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power of 12% levetation

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

Pointless Super Powers