the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power of the succulent game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!