The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the ability to blow yourself

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to get married

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!