- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to release the bogus

The power to die

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to predict the present

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

the power to create a meme

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

Pointless Super Powers