The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to smell whore

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to shrink boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!