The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!