The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to not care.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to animate condiments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!