The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to make faces at the blind

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lol

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to police irony

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!