the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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lol

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!