- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to poop standing up

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to think oppositely

The power to (place useless super power here)

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

to randomly self destruct at any time

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Pointless Super Powers