- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to die on command

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to have gravity.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to think oppositely

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The ability to poop glue.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to write comic books

the power to change people socks on command

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Pointless Super Powers