The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to see oxygen.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!