- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate at command

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to bread toast!

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to die instantly

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the ability to levitate

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Pointless Super Powers