The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to die

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power of hindsight

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!