The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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I'm a giant di

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the ability to die on command

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power... to move you.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!