The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to die at will

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die at will.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The Power to Power

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!