the ability to die on command

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to think oppositely

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to animate condiments

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The Power to Power

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!