The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to police irony

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to be gay on command.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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lol

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the power to write comic books

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!