- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hear a dog whistle

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to look at someone and die.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The ability to poop glue.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

lol

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

Pointless Super Powers