The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to get extra homework

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!