The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to not be funny

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!