- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to die at will.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to know who farted at any time.

Pointless Super Powers