The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to half transform to something.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to not care.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to not be funny

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!