the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to read your own mind

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!