The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!