The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!