the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!