The power to die on command.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power of bad luck

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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75% levitation

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!