- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

anything Aquaman does

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to get arrested

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to be afraid of horses.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to fall asleep each time you

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Pointless Super Powers