- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power of hindsight

The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to levitate

The power to touch your toes

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to be powerless

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Pointless Super Powers