The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!