The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to sit

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!