The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to misspell

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to look TV

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!