- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to die at will

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

Pointless Super Powers