- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to see in black and white at will.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to die

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to be born again

The power to read your own mind

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to die instantly

The power to poop standing up

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to lose all your limbs

Pointless Super Powers