the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to release the bogus

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!