The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power of bad luck

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!