the power to see through windows.;.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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cry acid tears

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to not see anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!