The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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cry acid tears

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!