- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get married

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

open up pickles glass

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to look at Sun.

anything Aquaman does

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Pointless Super Powers