The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power of learning

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to get married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!