The power to think of pointless powers.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to digest corn.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to get married

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!